Bikini Wax

Let's just say I know for sure why my mother doesn't work at a spa.

From spilt wax on my hands and the sheets to rubbing me the wrong way (literally), the whole thing was disasterous. And the kit totally doesn't give you enough oil. But I'm all smooth in the places I can't reach, so I guess it was worth it, even though I swallowed my gum in the process.

This girl in PE had the same swim suit bottoms as me, and she was all pissed. I was like "But they're cute, right!?" And then I realized she was upset because she was about two sizes bigger than me. And also I was freshly waxed.

Unrelated anecdote: This really hot guy in my chem class tried to electrocute me today. It didn't work, electromagnetically, but he electrified my heart!

hahahaha that was lame go me. he just has nice arms and a six pack, thassall.