Top Ten Places I would (try to) Live if I were Homeless

I think about this a lot, so I shall share:

10.) The Wilderness
If they can do it, I can. I've read Life of Pi and Lord of the Flies, so I think that's preparation enough.
9.) The Park
Loads of homeless people live there anyway, if I were homeless, I might as well join their community. Plus I can befriend all the "yay-hoos" who hang out there and do sketchy things on Friday nights.
8.) A School
You got your cafeteria, vending machines, the wood-shop classroom, computers, books, and paper makes nice insulation. I could stay up all night watching videos about photosynthesis and reading classic literature, and just sleep on the roof during then day when all the little kidlets go to lurn.
7.) The Airport
Who hasn't seen The Terminal?
6.) My Friend's House
Technically that makes me not homeless. But it is my friend's house. Not mine. And I mean, sure, I'd be totally mooching off them, but they're my friend so they can't say no.
5.) The Beach
I'd be like a sexy wandering mermaid chick. I'd wear flowing burlap gowns adorned with shells and sea glass, living in a nomadic hut made of seaweed and drift wood on the rocky shores. Surfer dudes would would seek me out amongst the kelp and buy me hot dogs in return for my company and possibly the deepest secrets of the ocean, if I like them. At night, I would string pearls into a harness and ride my dolphin friend in the moonlight.
4.) The Mall
I'd never be out of style. I'd be the hippest hobo in the nation. I could drink from the drinking fountains and eat the free samples of teriyaki chicken everyday.
3.) The Roof of a Building in New York
Just like the Pigeon Man from Hey Arnold! Coo, coo!
2.) My Dad's Old Office
It's awesome. I'd probably starve to death, but it would be worth it to look at every type of paper ever created and play fooseball with myself.
1.) IKEA

Duh.