Sunday, June 6, 2010

The Pros and Cons of Dying a Virgin

Pros:
You don't have to have sex.
You don't have to have kids.
Your death doesn't scar your children. Because you never had them.
You don't have to be pregnant/get someone pregnant.
You eliminate a significant amount of awkwardness from your life.
You don't want to have sex when you're dead.
No STDs.
You can be canonized.

Cons:
You never get to have sex.


I think it's time to get my chest waxed.

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