All the Pretty Girls Go to the City

I've been holding in my pee for like half an hour and I can't really figure out why because I'm in my home, quite close to the bathroom. I think it's because my house is so fricking cold that uncrossing my legs would result in losing warmth.

I like it when songs use a heartbeat sound. I like listening to people's heartbeats, it's really exciting to me. Like, "Yes, you are alive and your heart is functioning just fine!" Ah, the words of Dr. Sarah.

I think it's better to be a woman. Because even though we work more and get paid less, guys can't hit you back (even though they do, but when they do there's extra shame, like "Didn't your mama ever teach you not to hit a lady!?"). And even though no one will ever take our opinions seriously, we'll never have to pay for drugs. And even though there are no women world leaders and the number of women in politics is dishearteningly low, guys will open doors for us.